One Train Wreck For Another

Eric Bischoff has an excellent post on his blog concerning the washed-up wrestlers that have been dragged off the shelf for interviews:

Lindsay Lohan bumps Joanie Laurer from CNN.

I can’t decide if I’m disappointed or relieved. I mean, my twisted sense of humor and occasional tendency to get a glimpse of the truly bizarre compelled me to momentarily anticipate Joanie Laurer’s appearance on Nancy Grace last night. But the more grounded, rational part of me was relieved that another washed up, scorned, irrelevant, piece of “talent” wasn’t going to be given an opportunity to use the Benoit tragedy to grab their last 3 minutes of camera time. Especially Joanie Lauer. I mean what in the hell would this train wreck have to contribute? It would be like having O.J. Simpson on CNN to discuss the NFL’s responsibility to help prevent spousal abuse!...More?