By Mona Amuse
I have always liked teasing men. It goes back to my days in
high school, I always used my bosom and my wiggly bottom
to get my way. That's how I got into my predicament. Teasing.
To supplement my income after college I temped
for bit in NYC. I also stripped but that's another story.
I got placed as a secretary to the Vice President of a
small advertising corporation. His regular girl was on maternity
leave and the current temp wasn't working out.
The office was completely populated with men except for me.
And Dave was a hunk. This was my kind of place. I took great
effort at the interview to maintain a mixture of friendly banter and
professional conduct. I also batted my eyes a lot.
I was hired. The first week I worked my tail off, advertising
was work, don't let anyone tell you different. After two weeks
I was bored stiff. I had the job wired, and I needed a diversion.
So I decided to start teasing the men. Sure, I was bitch, but I
was b-o-r-e-d.
I began to wear more and more revealing outfits to the office
each day, all the while trying to gauge the other men's opinions.
Since they were all married, I'd never go with any of them, but
it would be fun to guess who would make the first move.
My boss Dave, seemed the most intrigued with watching me move
around the offices. He almost stared whenever I was working
at the lower filing cabinet drawer while wearing a skirt, showing my
g-string.
I, being well aware of his interest, made sure I occasionally bent over
his desk and revealed my lacy bra or when the working situation
allowed, the creamy tops of my breasts spilling over it..
I was amazed at the amount of attention I managed to get - not only did Dave
watch avidly, but other account executives found reasons to hang around
the VP's office throughout the day, trying to casually pass the time while they
tried to observe me. Office lunch meetings suddenly became
popular and I was 'expected' to attend, to take notes
which wasn't my job, but really so that the men could spend
time looking - and dreaming.
Yet none approached me, at least none I took too seriously.
I encouraged them to look and even dared them to touch as
much as I wanted to be touched.. The situation was turning
me on. I need something to happen soon...
After everyone left from the meeting table one day, Dave
lingered and asked if I would wait with him. As soon as we were alone,
he looked at me and said "Mona, I have really come to appreciate how
truly lovely and sexy you are since you've changed your wardrobe.
Claire never dressed like you. The others agree with me wholeheartedly.
I would like to make you more of a corporate asset, if you are willing."
"Well of course, Dave," I replied with a smile, "If there is anything I could do
to be more of a team player or more help to the organization I'll
gladly do it!!"
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April 23, 2007
A Corporate Asset Humiliation
April 22, 2007
Hulk Hogan Has Lost His Mind
Hogan was once again on the Bubba the Love Sponge show with some interesting views concerning Vince McMahon. Hogan has obviously taken too many chair shots to the head. His time has come and gone and he should continue concentrating on pimping his daughter.
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UFC President Dana White Speaks Out as MMA-Boxing Feud Heats Up
Neil Davidson, Canadian Press
MANCHESTER, England (CP) - Never a shrinking violet, UFC president Dana White took a swipe at boxing in the leadup to the mixed martial arts organization's UFC 70 card.
"The bottom line is boxing needs to face the facts. They're looking at me and us, like we're the bad guys," he told a news conference. "I'm not trying to destroy boxing. Boxing has destroyed itself. The people who have controlled boxing over the last 40 years have stuck their hands in, ripped the life out of it and stuck it in their pocket. That's what wrong with boxing, it has nothing to do with me or any of these fighters.
"Floyd Mayweather is shooting his mouth off, making all these challenges and writing cheques that his ass can't cash."
Mayweather made disparaging comments about the UFC in a recent conference call to promote his May fight against Oscar De Lay Hoya.
"It ain't but a fad. Anyone can put a tattoo on their head and get in a street fight," he said, alluding to UFC light-heavyweight champion Chuck Liddell.
"These are guys who couldn't make it in boxing," he added. "So they do (MMA). Boxing is the best sport in the world and it's here to stay."
Mayweather also challenged the UFC.
"We should put Liddell against a good heavyweight, under Mayweather Promotions," Mayweather said. "If Chuck wins, then I'll give him a million dollars out of my own pocket."
White responded by offering to pit Mayweather against UFC lightweight (155-pound) champion Sean Sherk.
"He'll get smashed, and so will any other boxer," White said. "It is what it is. It's apples and oranges, Boxing is one little component of this sport. No professional boxer could come into this sport and beat any of these guys. I don't know what boxing's problem is."
White went on to say that boxing is his "road map of what not to do," saying boxing was only interested in making a buck while his organization is investing to spread the sport of MMA around the world.
"You've never see anybody in boxing do that. Until you do, boxing's in big trouble."
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source: www.canada.com
Texas Jury Awards $9 Million to Beating Victim
LINDEN, Texas (AP) -- A jury awarded $9 million to a black man who suffered permanent brain damage after being beaten and dumped in a field by four men in 2003.
Billy Ray Johnson, 46, lives in a nursing home because of the injuries he suffered in the beating. In the criminal case, the men accused of assaulting him were fined and sentenced to probation and jail time, but none served more than 60 days behind bars.
In a four-day civil trial in District Court that ended Friday, jurors found James Cory Hicks and Christopher Colt Amox responsible for Johnson's injuries. Defendants Dallas Chadwick Stone and John Wesley Owens previously reached confidential settlements, attorneys said.
A jury of 11 whites and one black deliberated less than four hours before returning a unanimous verdict, said attorneys for the Southern Poverty Law Center, which brought the lawsuit on behalf of Johnson.
"The jury told all of Texas and, indeed, the entire country, that Billy Ray is a human being who deserves to be treated with dignity -- that the life of each of us, rich or poor, black or white, abled or disabled, is truly precious," said Morris Dees, founder and chief trial attorney for the Montgomery, Alabama-based law center.
Authorities in this poor, pine-locked east Texas hamlet had said that Johnson, well-known around town as a friendly but "slow" character, was lured to an all-white pasture party where underage drinkers fed him alcohol and picked on him.
Authorities said Johnson, who lived with his mother and brother and had no criminal background or history of violence, was taunted for the defendants' amusement. He was found unconscious on a fire ant mound and had suffered a serious concussion and bleeding in the brain.
Jurors in the criminal cases against Amox and Hicks acquitted them of serious felony charges, instead convicting them of a lesser charge and recommending probation. Stone and Owens pleaded guilty to an "injury to a disabled individual by omission" charge.
District Attorney Randal Lee said before the sentences were imposed that the juries' decisions were in line with other juries who sympathize with first-time offenders. He pointed out that the so-called beating involved one punch.
source: cnn.com
April 21, 2007
April 20, 2007
WWE Severs Ties with DSW
World Wrestling Entertainment has ended its relationship with Deep South Wrestling. For the past two years, DSW has served as one of WWE’s developmental territories. The move had been rumored for months and following a contentious relationship that saw Deep South Wrestling’s Jody Hamilton lash out at WWE for removing Bill Demott from his position as trainer. Hamilton quickly removed the negative comments that had been posted online about Demott’s removal, but it was a public sign of the friction that had been brewing between WWE and Hamilton.
According to several sources, WWE made the decision to sever ties with Jody Hamilton’s Deep South Wrestling after a number of issues the company wasn’t happy with in recent months. When Bruce Prichard visited the developmental territory last week, he brought back a negative report, which was said to be the final straw in the situation. WWE sent someone down to DSW to oversee the split from their end today. Nothing has been settled yet as to what will happen to the WWE developmental talents that were assigned to DSW. Some will be sent over to Ohio Valley Wrestling, while it’s also possible some may be released due to the glut of talent. There’s also a chance some may be brought up to the main rosters to fill out the existing brands.
source: insideprowrestling.com
Full Text of Alec Baldwin's Call to his Daughter
The following is a message that was allegedly left by Alec Baldwin for his 11-year-old daughter, as reported by TMZ.com. Click here to listen to the message. Warning, some vulgar language is used in the message.
Hey, I want to tell you something, OK? And I want to leave a message for you right now. 'Cause again, it's 10:30 here in New York on a Wednesday, and once again I've made an ass of myself trying to get to a phone to call you at a specific time. When the time comes for me to make the phone call, I stop whatever I'm doing and I go and I make that phone call. At 11 o'clock in the morning in New York and if you don't pick up the phone at 10 o'clock at night. And you don't even have the G**damn phone turned on. I want you to know something, OK?
I'm tired of playing this game with you. I'm leaving this message with you to tell you you have insulted me for the last time. You have insulted me. You don't have the brains or the decency as a human being. I don't give a damn that you're 12 years old, or 11 years old, or that you're a child, or that your mother is a thoughtless pain in the ass who doesn't care about what you do as far as I'm concerned. You have humiliated me for the last time with this phone.
And when I come out there next week, I'm going to fly out there for the day just to straighten you out on this issue. I'm going to let you know just how disappointed in you I am and how angry I am with you that you've done this to me again. You've made me feel like s**t and you've made me feel like a fool over and over and over again. And this crap you pull on me with this G**damn phone situation that you would never dream of doing to your mother and you do it to me constantly and over and over again. I am going to get on a plane and I am going to come out there for the day and I am going to straighten your ass out when I see you. Do you understand me? I'm going to really make sure you get it. Then I'm going to get on a plane and I'm going to turn around and come home. So you'd better be ready Friday the 20th to meet with me. So I'm going to let you know just how I feel about what a rude little pig you really are. You are a rude, thoughtless little pig, OK?
Mick Foley to Star in New Reality Show
Credit: PWInsider.com
Mick Foley recently discussed filming a reality series plot for the A&E Network in an interview with hobotrashcan.com.
In the interview he noted, “You know, the people at A&E really sold me on what the show could be. I watched some of their shows specifically and I think that in the same way I was really proud of being in Beyond the Mat, I could be proud of a reality show, especially if it allows me to cover some of my interests outside of wrestling and may draw people into supporting some causes that I do."
Foley also noted that his wife was "terrified" of the idea but the intention of the pilot is to focus on Foley himself, not his family.
For upcoming Foley fictional novels in the future, Foley may be releasing under a pen name to prevent what has been a recurring theme in his writing career when it comes to reviewers, his work being dismissed because he's a professional wrestler, as opposed to being judged on its own merits.
April 18, 2007
