The Main Event: Paris vs. The Judge. vs. The Sheriff vs. The Attorney

From the mind of Eric Bischoff:

...All because some no talent dolt with too much money doesn’t have the brains to have a driver chauffer her way too skinny ass around Hollywood when she is drinking. Then she and her profoundly stupid team of attorneys, p.r. people, and family decide the best course of action is to piss off the judge who sentenced her to a whole 23 days for violating probation by getting caught driving not once, but twice on a suspended license as a result of a d.u.i. (including speeding at night with her headlights turned off).

Here is how I think I could turn this entire situation around and produce the biggest Pay Per View in sports entertainment history: Paris should just do the time. Smile on her way in and on her way out of jail. Own the moment, write a book about her time in jail and call it something like “Hard-Time Diaries” (sorry Mick). Just take it on the chin…I’ve seen her home movies and I know she is capable. Then when she is released, we produce a live PPV from the Palms Hotel and Casino in Vegas.

The Main Event: Paris vs. The Judge. vs. The Sheriff vs. The Attorney.

Imagine the turn out. Celebrities at ringside willing to spend thousands of dollars for a ring side seat. Sponsors like Trojan condoms and pharmaceutical companies that produce herpes virus medication lining up to take advantage of the marketing opportunities that this media frenzy will produce. Law students from around the world descending upon Las Vegas to watch legal precedent take a back seat to a good ole fashion ass whoopin. Millions of people around the world making this event “must buy” Pay Per View...

source: ericbischoff.com