If Today's Media Covered The Crucifixion Of Jesus

Larry King sits across from a hastily convened panel, including Pat Robertson, Nancy Grace and oddly enough, Vince McMahon. They appear to be engaged in lively discussion before all falling silent as the camera focuses on Larry:

LARRY KING

Thank you for joining us for a special edition of Larry King Live. We have a lot to talk about on such a strange and momentous day, and so I won't waste your time introducing our panelists. So, let's just get to it, shall we? There is a man - well for now, let's assume he's a man - who was arrested in Jerusalem for claiming to be the son of God. Apparently there was some show trial and later today he is scheduled to be executed via crucifixion by local authorities. Your thoughts?

VINCE MCMAHON

Wait just a minute there, Larry. That's interesting, the King of Kings. Now, as everyone I'm sure knows, we have trademarked that phrase, King of Kings, for our worldwide famous superstar Triple H. I don't know who this Jesus character is...this Jesus character should feel lucky that the local authorities got to him before our attorneys...More?

source: heavy.com